Do not read!

£19.50

Size

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL

Color

Black

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This T-shirt is the kind that makes people smile before they even realize it. The big, bold warning “DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE” dares you to do exactly what it says not to, and you can’t help but obey your curiosity. It’s a clever little joke that turns the simple act of reading into a playful act of rebellion. If you’re looking for something witty, light hearted, and just a bit cheeky, this shirt is it.

This 145gsm T-shirt has a retail fashion fit, incredibly soft-feel finish and the ultimate ribbed crew neck. A choice of several colours in 100% organic cotton. All with chain stitch detailing on the shoulders and nape of the neck, and twin-needle stitching to the hem and cuffs.

Sizes:

S 34/36"
M 38/40"
L 42/44"
XL 46/48"
2XL 50/52"
3XL 54/56''
4XL 58/60''

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